- The day before your 21st birthday, everyone tells you their “great drink ideas.”
- The day after everyone tells you their “great trick for hangovers.”
- I’m dangerous when blindfolded and spun around 21 times then given a stick, I have the knee bruise to prove it.
- My strong work ethic and my not-so-strong tolerance for whiskey at 2am don’t mix well.
- Your 21st birthday being the night before work in the morning will be the only time you get sympathy for going past your limit.
- My girlfriend is amazingly sweet (I already knew this, but oh my goodness she takes care of me so much.)
- No food looks or smells good the morning after, especially if there is cheese involved.
- I have more friends than I thought I did, but its very weird to see them in one place.
- I’m not really into hosting, but I do like decorating.
- Once my appetite returns, all I want is a hot dog. Kosher plz.
- I know how to make large but tasty jello shots.
- I really can wear heels the whole night and not fall, go me.
- Foot-Foot isn’t as shy as I thought he was.
- Emergen-C makes a great wine enhancer.
- Theres plenty of time to try new drinks, no need to do it all in one night.
- Last
- Time
- Ever,
- No
- Seriously.
- My face and the toilet seat are now close personal friends.
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the only time i ever got sick like that was from tequila, but it was my first trip to Mexico so i think it’s against the law NOT to try it. 🙂
i think i’ve only drunk enough to feel the giggly effects 3 times, and the last time was rum and cokes on my 21st birthday
hope you are feelin better!